What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A Chunk.

How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
With dental floss

How do you blind an Asian? 
Put a steering wheel in front of him

How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

How do Chinese people decide on a name for their child?
They throw a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs

What do you get when a Chinese person and a black person have a kid?
A felon who cant drive

What do you call a drive bye in Chinatown? 
A Cappachino

What do you call it when a Chinese guy was shot at Starbucks?
Cappachino

Why do Asians always have a whole bunch of mousetraps set up around their house? 
Cuz that's how they get their dinner.

What do you name a retarded Asian? 
Som Ting Wong

Why don't Chinese play hockey? 
Because if they got thrown into the corner they'd make a store. 

Why don't gouks smoke weed?
Because then they wouldn't be able to see

What did the Asian get pulled over for?
DWA (Driving While Asian)

So, a German guy applies for a railroad-building job. "You’re hired," the manager says. Then an Irish guy applies for a railroad-building job.
You’re hired," the manager says. Then a Chinese guy applies for a railroad-building job. "Well I already have a lot of workers...I guess one more wouldn't hurt. You will be in charge of the supplies." The first day of work goes by, and the manager checks on the status. The new German guy he hired was working well, the Irish guy he hired was also doing well. But, wherever he looked, he couldn’t find the Chinese guy! So he looked around everywhere! Then, as he walked around a dark corner, the Chinese guy jumped out and screamed, "SUPLIES!!!!!!!!!" (Surprise with a Chinese accent)