Roses are red, pickles are green I love your legs and whats between Poem # 2 I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass Poem # 3 Im a cool girl, in a cool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down kissing is a sport fucking is a game guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain Poem # 4 The guy says i love you you belive its true 9 months later, he says the hell with you the baby is a bastard the mother is a whore all this wouldnt have happened if the rubber wouldnt have torn Poem # 5 Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration Poem # 6 Roses are red, Violets are corny, When i think of you Ohh baby i get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!! Adam and Eve In the Garden of Eden, As everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes. In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, One covered Eve's. As the story goes on, Never the less to say, The wind came along, And blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, All covered with hair. And wonder came, Under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, Started to rise. They found a spot, That suited them best, A nice big tree, Where they began to rest. Her legs spread wider, And wider apart, While thrill after thrill, Came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing, Peeked into the hole, And filled her with passion, Beyond her control. Backward and forward, His thing did slide, And Eve's treasure, Was all wet inside. The joy was good, She wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, Was all out of juice. Then down through the years, People did screw, And now it is time, For me and you. So pull down your pants, And lay in the grass, Cause I'm in the mood, For a piece of that ASS! My First Time The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best To place my hand On her breasts I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when she did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time Milking a cow! Jack and Jill(#1) Jack and Jill went up a hill, to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high unzipped his fly, and Jill said "I don't wanna." Jack and Jill(#2) Jack and Jill went up a hill, to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son. Jack and Jill(#3) Jack and Jill went up a hill, to have a little fun. Stupid Jack forgot his cap, and now they have a son. Poem #7 A man climbed dynamite hill and he took a dynamite pill his ass backfired and his balls retired and his dick shot over the hill. Poem #8 Walking down the lane swinging my chain Copper approaches asking my name Pulled out my knife Clickety-click Opened his trousers Off with his dick Poem #9 24 yrs in a county jail Scratching my balls With a rusty nail One day I woke up And all i found Was half a ball Lying on the ground Poem #10 I love bow Bow loves me Bonnie gave me H.I.V So I kicked him in the balls And stabbed him in the head Now that mother fucker is dead. Poem #11 Hickery dickery dock 'Dis bitch was suckin' me cock The clock struck 2 Me squirted me goo Den wiped me dick on her frock. Poem #12 Oral sex can be so fine When you're in a 69 First you start to shake and shiver Then you cum like a river When its finished don't complain Just lick your lips and start again. Poem #13 Roses are red Pickles are green I like your legs and what's between Poem #14 Roses are red, Lemons are sour, Spread your legs, And give me an hour. Poem #15 Roses are red Violets are dandy When cupid gets drunk Everyone gets randy Poem #16 A bitch is a dog Dogs bark Bark is part of nature And nature is beautiful Poem #17 The sky is blue The grass is green The harder the fuck The louder the scream The louder the scream The better the fuck So give me a ring And you might be in luck! Poem #18 A dick is like school When it gets hard, FUCK IT Poem #19 Sex is like Pringles, Once you pop You can't stop! Poem #20 Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut Poem #21 Guys are like roses Watch out for the pricks Poem #22 If you think life is bad imagine being a chicken egg You only get laid once You only get smashed once And the only bird that sits on ya face is your mum Poem #23 Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in Poem #24 Men are like public toilets Either occupied Or full of shit! Poem #25 Smells like fish Tastes like chicken Shut your face And keep on lickin’!! Poem #26 Holy mother full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick the one I sucked Bless the bed in which we fucked And if my mum happened to walk in Bless the shit that we'd be in Poem #27 Beware of boys with eyes of brown They kiss you once then turn you down Beware of boys with eyes of green They kiss you once and make you scream Beware of boys with eyes of gray They kiss you once and turn away Beware of boys with eyes of blue They kiss you once and ask for two! Poem #28 Love is sweet Love is golden Love is made In the back of a Holden Poem #29 2, 4, 6, 8 Feeling horny just can't wait 3, 5, 7, 9 I want your body next to mine A, B, C, D Come and lay on top of me U, V, W, X Call me when you feel like sex Poem #30 Accidents: Children in the backseat cause accidents Accidents in the backseat cause children Poem #31 Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore Humpty Dumpty blow on the floor All the kings horses and all the kings men Laid the slut down and fucked her again! Poem #32 Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!!!!!!!