A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car, who's driving?
The policeman.

Why do you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike?
To get your bike back
Why do you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike?
To get your slave back

There is an apartment building with 3 floors, on the first floor, an Indian family, on the second floor, a black family, and on the third floor a white family. At 2 PM, the building burns to the ground, which family survives?
The white, because the parents are at work and the kids are at school.

A white American, a black American, a white Canadian, and a white European are all riding horses out in the desert. The Canadian takes out a bottle of wine, and says, "In my country, ey, the wine is plentiful and the bottles are cheap." He then takes the bottle, stands it up on a cactus and shoots it. So the European takes out a bottle of bourbon, drinks it up, and says, "In my country, the liquor is plentiful and the bottles are cheap," and he then stands it up on a cactus and shoots it. The white American then takes out a can of beer, drinks it up, puts it in his saddlebag and shoots the black guy and the Canadian guy. He nods to the horrified European guy and says, "obviously you don't know this, but where I come from blacks and Canadians are plentiful but cans are worth something"

A magic fairy greets all an American, An African American, and a Mexican. She says because there is three of them, they each get one wish. So the Black guy says, "I wish that all African Americans would be returned to Africa where they can live happily in their own country." And the Fairy instantly makes it true. Then the Mexican says, " I wish that all the Mexicans in America would be returned to their homeland of Mexico where they can live good, happy lives." With a wave of her wand the fairy makes it true instantly. Then she asks the American what he wants, and he says, "All the Africans are back in Africa?" And the Fairy replies, "Yes." And he says, "and all the Mexicans are back in Mexico?" and the Fairy says yes again. "OK," says the American, "I'll just have a Coke."

A Paki and a Black guy jump from a cliff at the same time who wins?
Society

What language does Jewish homo speak?
Heblew
How do you know you have a queer Jew? 
He likes money more than girls.

What do you get when you cross a Pollock with an Italian? 
A guy that gives you an offer he can’t understand