COMET, BO-BO'S AND SLINKIES Comet, it makes your teeth turn green, Comet, it tatses like Listerine, Comet, it'll make you vomit, So come buy comet and vomit today. Bo-bo's, they make your feet feel fine, Bo-bo's, they cost a nickle and a dime, Bo-bo's, they are for Hobos, So come buy Bo-bo's and be a Hobo today. Slinky, it is the color of the sun, Slinky, it's made for fun, fun, fun, Slinky, it's really kinky, So come buy Slinky and be kinky today. THE BABY BUMBLE BEE SONG (1st verse: sing the following while holding your hands together like you have something in them.) I caught a baby-bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I caught a baby bumble bee Ow! it stung me! (2nd verse: sing the following while clapping your palms together.) I'm smushing up the baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm smushing up the baby bumble bee Euu! It's all gooy!(look at hands) (3rd verse: sing the following while pretending to lick one of your hands then switch hands.) I'm licking up the baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm licking up the baby bumble bee Oh, I don't feel so good...(hold stomach) (4th verse: sing the following while holding stomach and pretending to barf when saying "barfing") I'm barfing up the baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm barfing up the baby bumble bee Euu, it's all over the place! (5th verse: sing the following while moving hands like you are mopping.) I'm mopping up the baby bumble bee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm mopping up the baby bumble bee There! All clean! TOM THE TOAD CROSSES THE ROAD (Sung to the melody of Oh Christmas Tree) Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why did you have to cross the road? Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why did you have to cross the road? You were my friend but now you're dead. A truck came by and squashed your head. Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why did you have to cross the road? TOM THE TOAD TAKES A DIP Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why did you swim in my commode? Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why did you swim in my commode? I took a crap upon your head, I flushed the toilet, now you're dead. Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, Why did you swim in my commode? JAKE THE SNAKE, AN ADVENTURE IN THE GRASS Oh, Jake the snake, Oh, Jake the snake, Why did you have to fight the rake? Oh, Jake the snake, Oh, Jake the snake, Why did you have to fight the rake? You were my friend but now your dead. The rake came by and crushed your head. Oh, Jake the snake, Oh, Jake the snake, Why did you have to fight the rake? JAKE THE SNAKE MEETS CROC Oh, Jake the snake, Oh, Jake the snake, Why did swim across the lake? Oh, Jake the snake, Oh, Jake the snake, Why did swim across the lake? You were my friend but now you're dead. A croc came by and crushed your head. Oh, Jake the snake, Oh, Jake the snake, Why did swim across the lake? UNTITLED Miss Suzie had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell the steamboat went to heaven miss suzie went to hell- o operator give me number 9 and if you dissconnect me i'll chop off your behind- the refridgerator there was a piece of glass miss suzie sat upon it and broke her little ass- k me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up thier flys- are in the meadow the bees are in the barn miss suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K-D-A-R-K-D-A-R-K dark dark dark darker than the ocean darker than the sea darker than the underwear my mommy puts on me i know i know my ma i know i know my pa i know i know my sister with the 40 acre bra YO MOMMA yo momma yo daddy yo bald-headed gramma she's 99 she thinks she's fine she's going out with frankenstein Railroad track Bratty cat sat on the railroad track meow meow meow around the bend came number ten choo! choo! No cat now Pumpkin sat on the railroad track looking at the sky around the bend came number ten choo! choo! pumpkin pie Apple sat on the railroad track thinking he was the boss around the bend came number ten choo! choo! Applesauce