How do you know you’re in a Jewish house? 
There’s a fork in the sugar bowl

A Jewish kid goes to his dad and asks for 20 bucks. Dad replies, "10 bucks what do you want 5 bucks for?"

Have you heard about the Jewish sports car? 
It stops on a dime, then picks it up

How many Jews can you fit in a car?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6,000 in the ashtray

What's the difference between a Jew and a large Pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when it's put in the oven

Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever?
Hitler

What did Hitler say to the black Jew?
"Get to the back of the oven."

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
Canoes tip

What is a Jew's biggest dilemma?
Free pork

Whey do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the air's free.

What's the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.

How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny

What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew