Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead.
The sugar bowl's empty,
Just like your head.

Remember the city,
Remember the town.
Remember me as the freak,
Who wrote upside down.
(*hint* write this one upside down.)

If I were a dog,
And you were a flower,
I'd lift up my leg,
And give you a shower.

I
I did
I did this
I did this to
I did this to take
I did this to take up
I did this to take up space

roses are red 
violets are gold 
why wear a bra 
if there's nothing to hold!!! 
if you didn't have hands 
you wouldn't wear gloves right? 
and if you didn't have feet 
you wouldn't wear shoes right? 
so why wear a bra????? 
a ha ha ha ha ha


god made rivers 
god made lakes
god made you put hay 
we all make mistakes

i'm the clown who came to town 
and signed your year book 
upside down
(hint: write upside down)

Roses are red. 
Violets are purple. 
Remember the girl,
Who wrote in a circle. 
(hint: write in a circle)

I'm no poet, 
I have no fame, 
But just the same, 
I'll sign my name. -Guenivere

I hope that your life is like a roll of toilet paper
long and useful.

No more rules 
No more books
No more teachers dirty looks
So when you hear that final bell
Grab your shit and run like hell

Have fun in the sun
Get laid in the shade


Spine Poems
(you write them in the crack on the book)

I'm writing in your crack
does it tickle?

Cover to cover
Back to back
I was the first
to sign your crack

Moo,moo,quack,quack 
I'm the first to sign your crack


Back of the Book Poems
(cuz they use swear words, get it?)

Forget teachers, 
Forget class,
Forget me,
And I'll kick your ass!
(Kudos to Karen for this poem)

Remember the trees,
Remember the grass.
Remember me,
As the pain in the ass!

Remember the trees,
Remeber the grass,
Remember me,
Or I'll kick your ass.

Life's a bitch
and then you marry one!

You can fuck the teachers 
You can fuck the school 
Sorry, but ‘cha can't fuck me 
Cuz you just are not that cool!

School's like a boner, long and hard.

Spring has sprung
Fall has fell
Three more months
And we're back in Hell

(Your name here) was here but now she's gone
She left her name to turn you on
Those who know her have got class
Those who don't can kiss her ass 

Roses are red 
Violets are for Plucking
I'm 14 and ready for high school


Druggie Poems
(not that i'm against that or anything...)

Smokers live and smokers die
but in the end we all get high
so if at first you don't succeed 
fuck the world and smoke some weed

If time is a waste of life,
and life is a waste of time.
Then lets get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.

Party Hearty, Rock-n-Roll
Drink a Keg, and Smoke a Bowl
Those preps they think their so cool,
Well fuck them all Cause Stoners RULE

If at first you don't succeed,
Fuck the world and smoke some weed

Lifes a bitch then you die 
Fuck the world and lets all get high

Party hardy, rock and roll,
Drink a gallon, smoke a bowl,
Drop some acid, shoot some speed,
But don't forget to smoke that weed.

Roll, roll, roll, the joint
Pass it down the line 
Take a toke 
Blow the smoke 
Blow your fuckin' mind

Roll, roll, roll the joint
Twist it at the end
Light the flag
Then take a drag
So pass it to a friend

Life's a bitch
And then you die
So fuck the world
And let's all get high

Onward through the foggy wood
Puff the magic dragon like you should
Toke it up then smoke some more
Cuz we da class of 2004

Stoners live and know they'll die
But when they do they'll die high,
So drink a keg and smoke a blunt,
And to those preps that think they're cool
Fuck you all cause stoners RULE!

Sex, drugs, rock and roll 
Speed, weed, birth control 
Life's a bitch and then you die 
So fuck the world and let's get high

A friend in need is a friend indeed
But a friend with weed is better

Life and Drugs, Rock and Roll,
Speed, Weed, Birth Control,
Life's a bitch, then you die,
So fuck the World, let's get high