Where were Di and dodi off to ont the night of the accident? To paint the town red Did you here di was suffering form PMS. Pulverised Merecedes Symdrome Whats the difference between di and East Germany? East Germany survived the wall!!! Whats the difference between di and a prostitude? Di dies when you fuck her against a wall!! What happens when you kiss a fairy tall Princess? The frog turns into a wall and croaks What the difference between a mini and diana A mini can reach 40 The rumors were true Diana did have here eye on that arabic guy.....(Really bad Joke) If Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard? Apparantly the driver wasn't the only legless person in the car!!! did you here diana had blue eyes?? One blew out of the left window,one blew out of the right!! Diana was voted favorite royal in a pole Why did diana cross the road ?? She wasn't wering a seat-belt What's the difference between diana and a blade of grass? about six feet What the difference between 39pence and diana You can scrape togeter 39 pence What the difference between a puppy and people who moan about diana jokes The puppy stops whinning!! ......hardy har har ha Did ya here Diana was on the radio before she died ...she was also on the dashboard,the windscreen... What does Diana turn into at midnight? The wall Why was the tunnel so red?? It had di all over it how did they know the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glovebox What was the last thing diana had to drink ? 4 Harvey wall bangers,2 slammers ,followed by 6 chasers Whats the difference between Di and Tiger Woods? He's got a good driver What's the difference between a Merc and a porsche? Di wouln't be seen dead in a Porsche What does a squid and a Merc have in common? You both have to cut them,to get the "DI" out Whats the difference between MUFC and Di? MUFC can make it out of a tunnel Why was Elton John pissed at Di Because Di can wear the next Versace collection Why couldn't Di go to heaven? Peter wouldn't let her in till she wiped that 'merc of her face Whats Di getting for Christmas? The queen mother!! whats the difference betwen the London Ritz and Paris Ritz? In London you get mint's after dinner,In paris you get minced after dinner Whats the difference between mother-Teresa and Diana? About 5 days How does one make mince-meat?....Use a mincer How do the french Goverment make mince-meat?...build tunnels What would di be doing if she wear alive today? Scratching at her coffin!!!! What does Di and pink floyd got in common? There greatest hit was the wall! Why is Di a natural Blonde? As soon as they get into a Merc there fucked Where did Di go for holidays? All Over Paris!