Women's Personal Ads
...and the personal meanings behind them!
 
 
40-ish Really means...
  48 

Athletic Really means...
  Flat-chested. 

Average looking Really means...
  Ugly. 

Beautiful Really means...
  Pathological liar 

Educated Really means...
  College dropout 

Emotionally Secure Really means...
  Medicated 

Feminist Really means...
  Fat, ball buster

Free spirit Really means...
  Drug user
 
Friendship first Really means...
  Trying to live down reputation as slut 

Fun Really means...
  Annoying
 
Good Listener Really means...
  Borderline Autistic 

New-Age Really means...
  All body hair, all the time
 
Old-fashioned Really means...
  Lights out, missionary position only
 
Open-minded Really means...
  Desperate
 
Outgoing Really means...
  Loud 

Passionate Really means...
  Loud
 
Poet Really means...
  Depressive Schizophrenic
 
Professional Really means...
  Real Witch
 
Redhead Really means...
  Shops the Clairol section

Reubenesque Really means...
  Grossly Fat
 
Romantic Really means...
  Looks better by candle light
 
Weight proportional to height Really means...
  Hugely Fat 

Wants Soulmate Really means...
  One step away from stalking
 
Widow Really means...
  Nagged first husband to death