A guide to lifting by hEYWIRE

Where to start this tutorial, a yea what its about. In case you wondering this isn’t a guide to lifting out of shops/stores. It’s a guide to lifting drinks at nightclubs. Doing this can save you a small fortune on a nigh out. When you think about it how much would you spend on a night out? 50-80 Euro? More? Well think of all them drinks that are left lying around in the nightclubs by people that don’t want them.

Some will say its stealing, others will have done it all ready. Well on a night out while sober, I have seen loads of people do this, people that I wound never of thought would do it, just goes to show what big balls people grow with a few drinks in them. This doesn’t just go for drinks it also goes for Cigarettes as well.

Ok enough of the intro lets get down to business. When you’re walking around the nightclub watch out for small glasses with coke or orange or any other color of the rainbow in them. Pint glasses with coke or orange in them is just that, pints with orange and coke in them. So stay clear of these. After walking around the club a few times you will have spotted your target, check to see theirs no one around the table it’s on. If not go in for the kill, LIFT it and keep walking while drinking it and don’t look back. And that’s it, see how easy it is. With time you will get better at it, maybe get 10-15 drinks in one night for free.

Ok what if you get caught? Someone stops you and tells you it’s their drink. Well play dom.! Yes look like your total off you head and don’t even know your own name and say "sorry I though this was my drink". And that’s it. Just talk your way out of it. If they look like there going to kick the head of you or are getting heavy just say "Geezzzz if you drink is so important to you ill buy you a new one’. This can then go 1 of two ways.

1. They think you being a smart ass (Which you are), and will kick the head of you if they think they can
2. They will just leave it, and you just walk away

The dangers of lifting, well the biggest one is catching something, getting a drink that’s spiked (if your into drugs that’s your night sorted), and last but not least getting your head kick in. But when drunk you think your invisible so play it save. Just a last note lifting works best when you have a friend walk around with you and you both take turns, he/she can also watch your back. Well that’s it for this money saving scheme and as I don’t agree with any of this, people that leave drinks and cigarettes lying around should be shot and what the hell do they expected. You wouldn’t leave your wallet lying around now would you? If you decided to try this out and you get a spiked drink or your head kicked in,I am not responsible in anyway or form! Peace hEYWIRE.